25 February 2007

Random humorous sayings

God loves you just the way you are... but that doesn't mean he wants you to stay like that.

It's best to keep your troubles pretty much to yourself, 'cause half the people you tell 'em to won't give a damn, and the other half will be glad to hear you've got 'em.

Ain't never seen a wild critter feelin' sorry for itself.

Never lie unless you have to, and if you don't have a damn good lie, stick to the truth.

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