Recollecting some projects in Hell:
Asshole Driven Development = Prizm Viewer (no surprise, given the abnormally high concentration of assholes on this project)
Cognitive Dissonance Development = PDFXpress
Development By Denial = PICTools
Get Me Promoted Methodology = ImagXpress testing: four machines and the involvement of a talented senior engineer later, and I tend to agree.
Those with talent in Hell apparently cope through Learned Helplessness Development, with some even exhibiting Stockholm Syndrome...
Finally, a big shout out to my man Casey: welcome back, and good luck, sir. You'll need it. Pearls before swine and all that.